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Invite You To Celebrate Their Marriage

Jordan & Jim

June 3rd, 2023

5pm @ Autoshop

416 Morse St NE, Washington, DC

Get All The Detz

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Wow. A Party? Finally!

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We're doing the dang thing! Well, we did do it. July 21st, 2020. In our living room while watching an episode of Jersey Shore in our pajamas. Is it too late to throw a party though? Obviously not.

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Fortunately, this is not a true crime story but a ~love story~. We then spent the subsequent months roasting each other's (at the time equally mediocre) baseball teams and getting America's favorite AllBirds-wearing governor elected. From there, we went to a few more states and decided we wanted to be together forever somewhere outside of Frederick, Maryland. (We're very good at having major life events in very not major cities.)

Assuming you don't know the story already, we met at the airport in White Plains,

New York, when Jordan willingly got in the car of a man they had only spoken to on the phone three times. #StrangerDanger

Two years later, we got engaged accidentally on purpose*. Nothing out of the ordinary happened after that. I mean somewhere between now and then, we got a cat which is pretty freakin cool. His name is Goose. He is perfect. A veterinary professional once called his fur "luxurious" so that's legally binding or whatever. Otherwise, the world stayed very normal, and we've put this off just because we felt like it.

But yeah! We're doing it! Be there or be square, baby!

*If you know, you know. If you don't, hand Jim a beer, and he'll tell you.

Story

Is this where we plug the

whole gift thing?

This feels strange, but here it is?

We're going to Greece, and already have a Vitamix (brag) so would love to go look at some old things. That'd be neat.

Look at Old Stuff Fund

Playlist

Pre-Show Playlist

We have great taste, and this widget makes this feel like a Myspace page so here are some tracks to get ready to.

Apple Music users (aka people with taste) can listen here.

Don't be that guy.

Tell us you're coming.

Or if you're not. Either way.

RSVP

In Conclusion...

Oh. You really thought you were going to get through this whole site without seeing any reference to these two.

You reaaaaaallly thought I had exercised some restraint and decided to be normal for like 5 minutes.

Well, think again, suckers.

"I like it. The Harry and Louis thing is kind of cringe, but this whole thing is about being your authentic self so keep it."

- Jim Hanson